verified user discovers their only skill is fucking up consistently

A verified Twitter personality takes a swing at the intersection of neurodivergence and self-destruction, landing a joke that's equal parts relatable and deeply uncomfortable. The punchline is essentially 'lol my brain is broken so I'm addicted to drugs' — the kind of unhinged self-diagnosis humor that makes therapists weep. It's got just enough self-awareness to not be completely unhinged, but enough desperation to make you question whether this person needs help or a book deal.