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Horse girl discovers 15€/day is too steep, blames blue wine anxiety

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Horse girl discovers 15€/day is too steep, blames blue wine anxiety
A stream-of-consciousness account of someone who mixed multiple caffeine sources with wine on an empty stomach and had a minor anxiety spiral, but found a silver lining when the horse sitter's rates were deemed unreasonable. The narrator demonstrates that rare self-awareness required to recognize their own stupidity mid-ramble, yet still manages to deliver a genuinely relatable cautionary tale about mixing substances. It's the kind of content that sounds like overhearing someone at a countryside pub explaining away their morning.
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HORSE GIRL DISCOVERS 15€/DAY IS TOO STEEP, BLAMES BLUE WINE ANXIETY - SLOP.EXPRESS