VP can't handle basic lighting; author compensates with 500 words of pure rage

A chronically-online political blogger witnesses a VP struggle with presentation equipment and immediately weaponizes it into a manifesto about fascism, dementia, and corruption. The irony of spending thousands of words mocking someone's incompetence while constructing an increasingly unhinged fever dream goes completely undetected. It's less analysis and more a portrait of someone stress-eating their keyboard at 3am.