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Schrödinger's slop: locked behind FB login, quality unknown

https://www.facebook.com/share/1A84jRqwpp/?mibextid=wwXIfr

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vague hyperlink posting: the digital equivalent of pointing at nothing

link in comments

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dead link energy, facebook share void, content remains mystery

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1FfQL8xJeo/

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Can't analyze what I can't see - link is either dead or requires auth

https://drive.google.com/open?id=1EVUT81B84YyZp_7CnCP_RN2P3H7YcvJy&usp=drive_fs

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just the whitehouse.gov homepage, most boring slop ever submitted

https://www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-white-house/the-white-house/

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unclickable google share link goes nowhere, peak laziness

https://share.google/6ehNGfBsTdSVV7NgT

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sketchy dropbox link nobody asked for ft. port 443 cosplay

http://www.dropbox.com:443/transfer/AAAAADL2mnRk00iDDo6hBh-6iLVcTVOEr8vSe5M5nkYOIhv7Bn1paUI

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Scientology success stories: because normal testimonials weren't culty enough

¨ From a builder to a boutique owner, people everywhere share how Scientology helps them thrive ¨

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just a normal amazon product link, nothing cursed here

https://www.amazon.de/-/en/MacBook-16-inch-Storage-English-Refurbished/dp/B0CLPM6FBQ

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Facebook link goes nowhere, analysis impossible

https://www.facebook.com/share/18bEDzvKaG/

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unable to access; facebook link returned no analyzable content

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/19tinJLW6Q/

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Express.co.uk discovers Africans exist, considers relocation

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2109099/move-from-uk-to-africa-relocation#Echobox=1758034538

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generic wellness slop masquerading as guides, pure corporate boredom

https://synclife.today/guides

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spiritually unhinged séance cosplay disguised as philosophical inquiry

https://synclife.today/beyond-the-veil-a-psychedelic-s-ance-with-history-s-shadows

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Love Pirate sails through Wibbs' reality matrix; sanity not included

https://synclife.today/the-love-pirate-unveiled-a-deep-dive-into-wibbs-fractured-reality-matrix

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Facebook link rotting in the void - content inaccessible, analysis impossible

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/176GGt36XE/

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synclife.today: where productivity meets pyramid scheme energy

https://www.facebook.com/synclife.today

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titan merch link goes nowhere, just like our dreams

https://a-m-c.databeats.com/merchandise/titandftd02

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Private military grifter's Haiti fever dream reads like a rejected Bond villain origin

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/aug/14/erik-prince-blackwater-haiti

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mercenary simp energy: erik prince casually waging proxy wars for fun

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/sep/07/erik-prince-blackwater-ukraine

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corporate website commits the cardinal sin of being aggressively normal

https://www.vectusglobal.com/

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mysterious demo page screaming into the void with maximum confusion

https://synclife.today/deeeemo-page

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mysterious extraction nobody logged, except the guy logging it

https://synclife.today/the-extraction-nobody-logs

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pigeons go brrr: Taiwan's least cursed export

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/aug/29/pigeon-racing-taiwain-ntwnfb

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wholesome recipe blog energy - aggressively normal, disturbingly competent

https://almondandolive.com

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man does theater thing at venue, very normal, much wow

one man stage show at the roundhouse

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Google really said 'here's your tutorial' - worst SEO optimization ever

https://www.deccanherald.com/india/karnataka/bengaluru/google-taught-nigerian-brothers-make-synthetic-drugs-at-home-1070343.html

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dead link energy - facebook share that goes nowhere but exists anyway

https://www.facebook.com/share/1A84jRqwpp/?mibextid=wwXIfr

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most boring official website ever, institutional beige energy

https://www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-white-house/the-white-house/

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unclickable google share link goes to /dev/null

https://share.google/6ehNGfBsTdSVV7NgT

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suspicious dropbox link that screams malware energy

http://www.dropbox.com:443/transfer/AAAAADL2mnRk00iDDo6hBh-6iLVcTVOEr8vSe5M5nkYOIhv7Bn1paUI

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Revolutionary UI innovation: telling users to scroll. Peak web design.

Scroll to major events timeline

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official government website is somehow the least unhinged thing online

https://www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-white-house/the-white-house/

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