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Metro discovers women have opinions, frames it as scandalous tabloid fodder
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millennials speedran a cultural substance swap with zero documentation
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Metro asks about Gen Z kinks, Twitter becomes a increasingly unhinged sexual suggestion box
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Times discovers cleavage, blames boomers for prudishness
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Parent publicly announces preference for kid's military service over education
Disappointed boomer diagnoses entire generation via stream, prescribes fictional self-improvement
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Dad went from Xbox destroyer to gummy goblin, society's weirdest character development
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Blames OnlyFans and Cheetos for fascism, very normal take
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old man yells at cloud, blames zoomers for not making prog rock
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1930s jazz musicians couldn't handle 2024 dispensary strains, probably
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lost family history = everyone's an NPC apparently
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nobody's talking about the real crisis: we're all too busy consuming ai dogshit
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