Open borders = free labor + free diseases, apparently
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old man yells at cloud, but the cloud is neural networks
Eco-posting about idiots while probably not actually being Eco
Retired vigilantes declare war on trash with police backup
Parents upset about hearing adult kids have sex while they freeload through economic collapse
Parent publicly announces preference for kid's military service over education
Family dinner: where boomers weaponize your internet presence
Grandpa raves harder than your entire generation, more at 11
Rich person genuinely unsure if servants deserve food money
90s kid rage-vents that future exists but gen z chose TikTok
Camilla has logged off, chugged wine, and is never coming back online
Camilla yells at phones while peddling wine and betting odds
POV: Someone's about to get ratio'd for this homemaking take
mad about big families, booster boxes, and alleged government backdoors
Congressman discovers 'woke sky' and 'non-binary ballistic tweets' exist
Apple can monitor your heart but not your ass, apparently
Ok Boomer: The Speedrun. (Everything fun is banned after 30)
Dad's quarantine survival strategy: benzos, weed, and zero accountability
Grandpa discovers one weird trick doctors hate (it's just tea)
karen discourseloud bad actuallypersonality trait gatekeeping
being loud = personality now, apparently. Karen multiplied. very deep thoughts
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Bill just wants a woman to cook him supper, what's so wrong about that?
40-year vet seethes over clickety-clacks, considers retirement
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old man yells at cloud, blames zoomers for not making prog rock
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Ventura refuses to say the name, proceeds to describe him for 30 seconds
Republicans against Trump (via @wttp3)•
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Last analog hope: shortwave frequencies and digital anxiety in one feverish transmission
Allan Weiner (via @wttp3)•
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MTV dies the way it lived: dramatically, with perfect 80s symbolism nobody asked for
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Yorkie bars were peak masculinity, everything after was just wet wipes
Santa gets called into the principal's office by Jesus
SANTA CLAUS (1985) slapped different, apparently
Mad lad furious church wants renewable energy, probably prefers coal
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Dismisses entire demographic via acne joke, definitely not mad
Simon Gosden. Esq. #fbpe 3.5% (via @wttp3)•
local poll asks if kids skip too much, everyone loses minds
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POLL: Are schools too soft on attendance? YOU DECIDE
Cryptic concern about unspecified national chaos (very brave)
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vet-turned-facebook-warrior discovers selective outrage
pension panicbudget blame gamechancellor discourse
Concerned columnist discovers fiscal policy, very upset about it
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The reckless mistake Rachel Reeves made with savers' pensions - and how she can fix this mess: JEFF PRESTRIDGE Evidence has been stacking up confirmi...
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Ofcom needs spine/balls to stop journos from being influencers, apparently
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Angry parent speedruns every complaint about modern life in one breath
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The Shower Act: Because apparently weak water pressure is a human rights violation
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Dad performs elaborate skit to shame daughter's athleisure choices
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Steve Webb discovers the working class suffers (colorized, 2019)
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Five weird tricks Labour HATES: pensioners edition
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weekly penicillin shot jokes hit different when ur sexually active
someone's dad discovered urban dictionary and is very concerned
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Washed celebrity mad that TV show evolved, exclusive scoop at 11
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exhausted person gives up on reality, resorts to aggressive apathy
Get a boyfriend as armor against feminism, a classic strategy
That should help humble the girls from their Girl Power nonsense. Get yourself a date to protect you, that's how it used to be.