Congressman discovers 'woke sky' and 'non-binary ballistic tweets' exist
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Apple can monitor your heart but not your ass, apparently
Ok Boomer: The Speedrun. (Everything fun is banned after 30)
Dad's quarantine survival strategy: benzos, weed, and zero accountability
Grandpa discovers one weird trick doctors hate (it's just tea)
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being loud = personality now, apparently. Karen multiplied. very deep thoughts
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Bill just wants a woman to cook him supper, what's so wrong about that?
40-year vet seethes over clickety-clacks, considers retirement
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old man yells at cloud, blames zoomers for not making prog rock
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Ventura refuses to say the name, proceeds to describe him for 30 seconds
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Last analog hope: shortwave frequencies and digital anxiety in one feverish transmission
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MTV dies the way it lived: dramatically, with perfect 80s symbolism nobody asked for
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Yorkie bars were peak masculinity, everything after was just wet wipes
Santa gets called into the principal's office by Jesus
SANTA CLAUS (1985) slapped different, apparently
Mad lad furious church wants renewable energy, probably prefers coal
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Dismisses entire demographic via acne joke, definitely not mad
Simon Gosden. Esq. #fbpe 3.5% (via @wttp3)•
local poll asks if kids skip too much, everyone loses minds
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POLL: Are schools too soft on attendance? YOU DECIDE
Cryptic concern about unspecified national chaos (very brave)
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vet-turned-facebook-warrior discovers selective outrage
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Concerned columnist discovers fiscal policy, very upset about it
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The reckless mistake Rachel Reeves made with savers' pensions - and how she can fix this mess: JEFF PRESTRIDGE Evidence has been stacking up confirmi...
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Ofcom needs spine/balls to stop journos from being influencers, apparently
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Angry parent speedruns every complaint about modern life in one breath
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The Shower Act: Because apparently weak water pressure is a human rights violation
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Dad performs elaborate skit to shame daughter's athleisure choices
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Steve Webb discovers the working class suffers (colorized, 2019)
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Five weird tricks Labour HATES: pensioners edition
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weekly penicillin shot jokes hit different when ur sexually active
someone's dad discovered urban dictionary and is very concerned
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Washed celebrity mad that TV show evolved, exclusive scoop at 11
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exhausted person gives up on reality, resorts to aggressive apathy
Get a boyfriend as armor against feminism, a classic strategy
That should help humble the girls from their Girl Power nonsense. Get yourself a date to protect you, that's how it used to be.