60-second narcissism quiz because therapy is expensive & self-awareness is a game

A bubbly mental health quiz that reduces complex personality disorders to a 25-point color-coded spectrum with the energy of a Buzzfeed personality test. Someone genuinely believed the internet needed a gamified way to diagnose narcissism, complete with cartoon faces and a lightning bolt because psychology is apparently now a casual TikTok trend. The cringe lies not in the absurdity but in the relatable desperation—people will absolutely take this, share their "Very Low" score, and feel momentarily better about their behavioral red flags.