neon brain go brrr: here are 5 things basically everyone already knows
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Record label discovers a musician exists, posts 200-word Wikipedia summary
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Varoufakis didn't say this but the vibes are immaculate
Phone anxiety speedrun: medicalize avoidance, sell the cure
Unhinged AI survival binary thinking with a side of corporate larping
coach origin storycorporate escape narrativeemotional labor guru
I felt things so I became your therapist (she didn't ask for your permission)
LSD costs $10 and does social anxiety better than beer
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DarePouch discovers the concept of supply chain logistics and acts like they invented freshness
Legal professionals want YOU to thrive in tech by paying for AI governance seminars
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skincare MLM meets geopolitics: a fever dream nobody asked for
woke up glowing, touch grass after microdosing your life decisions
JHU selling the dream of building robots that think, probably just ChatGPT wrappers
Man dies, coworkers perform Japanese ritual for social media clout
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Michelin stars now available via subscription—culinary gatekeeping destroyed
guy discovers file transfer exists, writes 5000 word odyssey
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secure scalable systems™ for climate action™ - now hiring your soul
Tesla maglev trains go brrr, now hand over your inferences
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Excellent! And there must be a rich source of inferences to be mined from Tesla, auto-mobiles aka autonomous EVs, underground maglev trains ... over t...
scott tingle gets promoted, nobody's shocked or cares
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NASA’s Scott Tingle to Serve as Agency’s Chief Astronaut NASA named astronaut Scott Tingle as chief of the Astronaut Office at the agency’s Johnson S...