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sigma male life coach violently self-destructs over fictional taxonomy

SLOP+ By @baldbadass

Y cos this ain't you? That's chasing and a sigma wouldn't chase or try to show off or explain themselves. So unless it's her like that and ya wanted t...

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8 year relationship% any% speedrun WR: marriage in 6 months

SLOP+ By Sangeet (via @wttp3)

HOW DO YOU DATE SOMEONE FOR 8 YEARS AND THEN MARRY SOMEONE ELSE WITHIN 6 MONTHS OF BREAKING UP??

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Pretending to be single while dating your ex is just advanced comedy

SLOP+ By linerva

Ha. Especially the ex you pretended to be single to. A classic.

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confidently judges stranger's parenting based on zero context

SLOP+ By unknown

It’s clear OP’s ex doesn’t consider his children HIS primary focus.

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