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wife's self-hatred turns into lust, camera hobby saves marriage

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wife's self-hatred turns into lust, camera hobby saves marriage
relationship speedruninfidelity logicsatire defense

it's satire bro (her bf wasn't tho)

SLOP+ By @yvr.i

its satire. also, her man cheated on her when she was pregnant

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blaming instagram for calling your bf a rat, very healthy take

SLOP+ By @SANTANDAVE7

This is why people shouldn't have social media in a relationship, it gets to your head with high expectations which leads to in this case that rat che...

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guy emotionally destroys girl then leaves, girl tags random account to process

SLOP+ By @kvtealien

@firelordozai01true, I just broke up with this "babe" I messaged in my comment about a month ago and the day before he left me I listened for an hour ...

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marriage bad, fireballs worse, being lonely actually slaps

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she left mid-sentence, the universal signal for 'shut up buddy'

SLOP+ By enimateken

I was just discussing this with my girlfriend, her eyes glazed over and she said she was going to bed...

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sigma male life coach violently self-destructs over fictional taxonomy

SLOP+ By @baldbadass

Y cos this ain't you? That's chasing and a sigma wouldn't chase or try to show off or explain themselves. So unless it's her like that and ya wanted t...

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8 year relationship% any% speedrun WR: marriage in 6 months

SLOP+ By Sangeet (via @wttp3)

HOW DO YOU DATE SOMEONE FOR 8 YEARS AND THEN MARRY SOMEONE ELSE WITHIN 6 MONTHS OF BREAKING UP??

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Pretending to be single while dating your ex is just advanced comedy

SLOP+ By linerva

Ha. Especially the ex you pretended to be single to. A classic.

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confidently judges stranger's parenting based on zero context

SLOP+ By unknown

It’s clear OP’s ex doesn’t consider his children HIS primary focus.

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