Gates romance conspiracy meets Windows 95 fever dream via voice message
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hit head so hard jumped 22 years backwards mid-sentence
cal? - OF on sale (via @wttp3)•
man brags about Iraq trip, considers self-awarding medal, threatens lawsuit
guy discovers emails, forgets how sentences work, warns about 4% release
Banksy's fever dream drunk text about hamster socks and mouth painting
mom's unhinged war-time travel PSA disguised as parenting
medical emergency announced via existential questioning
Why,why,why, my coochie itches