Pentagon admits reality TV nepotism started WW3, film at 11

Some poor soul has stitched together a fever dream of cabinet incompetence and real estate grifting, complete with a Pentagon admission that apparently never happened and a war that conveniently confirms their priors. This is what happens when someone rage-scrolls at 3am and decides accountability theater is the same as accountability itself. The specificity of Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner being in charge of nuclear negotiations is a beautiful touch—just real enough to sound plausible to people who've already made up their minds, just absurd enough to dissolve under any scrutiny.