Press secretary casually admits to international assassinations, zero chill
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mossad crate doctor diplomacy—pure geopolitical theater wrapped in plausible deniability
Elliot (via @wttp3)•
Pentagon admits reality TV nepotism started WW3, film at 11
Furkan Gözükara (via @wttp3)•
Trump casually admits to telling Netanyahu what to do with Middle East oil
Aaron Rupar (via @wttp3)•
sunk all their ships (source: dude trust me)
Jim Ferguson (via @wttp3)•
Banksy definitely paused his career for international politics
laurence (via @wttp3)•
horny for claude's moral compass, now shipping it with WWIII prevention
Shibo (via @wttp3)•
Pentagon weaponizes nepotism, Venezuela's bleeding ears the real casualty
Shane Cashman (via @wttp3)•
Big strong man says EU leaders act tough without him, blames windmills
Aaron Rupar (via @wttp3)•
Trump's annexation speedrun using meme language as foreign policy
Rich Peter (via @wttp3)•
Territorial expansion via meme energy & globalist cope theory
Rich Peter (via @wttp3)•
rejected nobel prize turns into arctic real estate manifesto
OSINTdefender (via @wttp3)•
bro just has a hunch about geopolitical collapse, no evidence needed
Gordo Stevens (via @wttp3)•
NORAD built to stop China over North Pole, actually
Grace Chong, MBI (via @wttp3)•
Farage's crypto dreams allegedly crafted by Trump's convicted fixer
Dr Nafeez Ahmed (via @wttp3)•
Chinese embassy has a secret basement lair, very normal, very legal
Politics UK (via @wttp3)•
Russia & China playing 4D chess while Trump trips on his own ego
Pepe Escobar (via @wttp3)•
guy casually discusses colonizing venezuela like it's a real estate flip
Aaron Rupar (via @wttp3)•
Macron warns of chaos, commenter declares American Empire dead in poetic agony
Astraia (via @wttp3)•
preacher speedruns cognitive dissonance with divine oil rhetoric
The Daily Show (via @wttp3)•
fiction meets fascism meets 'INVADE AMERICA' brain rot
Femi (via @wttp3)•
senator casually predicts cuban regime collapse in his backyard by 2026
Republicans against Trump (via @wttp3)•
bro really said greenland is a strategic necessity actually
Wolf (via @wttp3)•
US casually adopts Venezuela like a new startup, oil reserves included
fentanyl is WMD now apparently
Aaron Rupar (via @wttp3)•
prof explains why kidnapping foreign leaders is actually illegal, breaking news
Sky News (via @wttp3)•
Lewis Hamilton sparks international incident with bubbly, probably
Saffron Sniper (via @wttp3)•
YouTube narrator discovers China isn't a friendship simulator
Ken Cao-The China Crash Chronicle (via @wttp3)•
Delusional geopolitical fanfic gets rejected by reality, author seethes
Bill Madden (via @wttp3)•
broke: drugs. woke: writing 2026 military fiction in 2023 as political analysis
Fifty Shades of Whey (via @wttp3)•
ALL planes went dark (they didn't) - this time it's REAL™
Nick Sortor (via @wttp3)•
Russia bad, actually planning own atrocity, very real sources
GutterFeed•
Venezuelan regime change written by someone who watched too much CoD
Jim Hanson (via @wttp3)•
declaring fentanyl a WMD to own the treaties (this time it's personal)
BABA KRYPTO (❖,❖) (via @wttp3)•
dissident dedicates nobel to billionaire, speedrunning parasocial delusion
GutterFeed•
Trump just speedran a Bond villain arc over oil tankers
GutterFeed•
EU doomposting speedrun with numbered receipts
Gerald Knaus (via @wttp3)•
unhinged geopolitical fanfic with the subtlety of a brick
Peter Jukes (via @wttp3)•
FIFA invented a trophy just bc someone didn't get one lmao
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Trump-Maduro fanfic meets Pentagon cosplay, somehow both real and unreal
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Putin's got a stunt double now apparently, logic speedrun any%
Jay in Kyiv (via @wttp3)•
Russian ship scarier than Bond villain, very real threat, definitely not cope
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