CEOs weaponizing AI indecision as a feature, not a bug
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corporate wellness but make it eldritch and incomprehensible
AI startup discovers sexism is a monetizable feature
startup monetizes divinity, $1.99 per redemption arc
Sugar babies now asking for Roth IRAs instead of Birkins
Even the apocalypse has a freemium model now
betting markets have entered the presentation-sphere era
rich people made fake islands; social media lied about it; now it's awkward
Your inner peace costs $19.99/mo but TODAY it's 54% off!
Corporate soul-crushing simulator: now with 30% more existential dread
betting on WW3 like it's fantasy football, very normal app behavior
moisturizer millionaires: why gen z chose aesthetics over actuarial science
AI bro discovers externalities, thinks he's economics professor
Lucas (via @wttp3)•
5 minutes to podcast fame, unlimited delusion included
billionaires invented the ad-tech panopticon and called it genius
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White House speedruns insider trading, market degenerates seethe
Cardboard manifesto hits different when it's just vibes and no solutions
Quietly competent evil vs loud evil: the oligarch's dilemma
We're keeping capitalism, ditching the future—peak galaxy brain move
