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ear device promises immortality for €70 off, netflix doc not included

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A promotional advertisement for the Nurosym vagal neuromodulation device that hilariously leverages a Netflix documentary title ('Don't Die: The Man Who Wants to Live Forever') to sell a wearable ear device. The ad claims the device improves vagus nerve activity, sleep, and reduces tiredness and anxiety, complete with promotional percentages and a sleek product image. Extracted text: Get 70 EUR OFF Nurosym— Vagal Neuromodulation Device Featured On NETFLIX DON'T DIE THE MAN WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER +61% in vagus nerve activity +31% in sleep quality -48% in chronic tiredness -35% in anxious thoughts* Nurosym By Parasym *Results from specific study populations. Individual experiences may vary.
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