natural bad: how $13 powder turned soccer moms into cautionary tales
SLOP+ By wttp3
The New York Post discovers kratom addiction exists and frames it as a suburban nightmare, complete with distressed woman headshot and storefront b-roll. This is peak boomer-panic journalism—a substance legal enough to sell next to CBD gummies but scary enough to warrant a death count and an implied moral lesson about trusting 'natural' labels. Someone's mom probably saw this and immediately Googled kratom to understand why her book club friends are suddenly acting weird.
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