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Local woman speedruns political radicalization via artisanal baking

SLOP+ By Sir Michael Take CBE (via @wttp3)
Jill in the village shop says she’s thinking of defecating to Reform. She has started baking Clacton Baps, told us London has fallen & keeps asking for the migration status of every customer. She says Dubai is where she longs to be as she is a committed Christian. WHAT DO I DO?
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