Holotropic breathworker speedruns complete mental breakdown in 5 sentences
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Marvel's 2050 slate includes Spider-Man: Dance Off: Close Up: Origin Story
A satirical social media post from 'Bots of New York' dated April 16, 2022, presenting a deliberately absurd and increasingly unhinged fictional list ...
£1.99 sausages now come pre-seasoned with existential dread
Tony's bladder delays Britain's space program, again
Grandpa sells vinyl records as celebrity masks, semantics destroyed
Siri's political allegiances confirmed via voice command mishap
AI artists turning McDonald's into a canvas because actual creativity is hard
cop shows up to arrest your monkey, nobody has time to explain
Hemorrhaging organs while producing mediocre knock-knock jokes: peak show business
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peak unhinged journalism: moon cheese theft & flamingo coups with zero answers
Fairy godmother speedruns your sexuality with an antidick stick
dream lady saved me from peeing myself: a psychological thriller
