AI or burnout? Fast food menu read with the despair of a hostage negotiation

Someone's doing a corporate fast food menu rundown with the enthusiasm of a hostage reading a ransom note. They're mechanically describing a Big Mac like it's a legal document—sesame poppy bun, two quarter-pounders, special sauce, lettuce—the kind of monotone recitation that makes you wonder if this is AI or just someone who's completely given up on life. Vibe: corporate food chain employee reading from a script they've memorized through sheer suffering Key topics: Big Mac components, sesame poppy seed bun, quarter-pound patties, corporate menu copy Transcript: We've got a very unique kind of sesame, poppy sort of bun on it. We've got two quarter-pound patties, a delicious Big Arch sauce, and of course some lettuce.