Elon responds to allegations with Jesus energy + cursed portrait
A screenshot of a Twitter post where Sean O'Neill cryptically warns that "something really really bad" is about to come out about someone, followed by...
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it's worse than u think (elaboration not included)
William Ramsey Investigates (via @wttp3)•
Trust the plan bro, show time is tonight (it's always tonight)
W.H.Grampa (via @wttp3)•
bro saw a plane and speedran a conspiracy theory
Douglas Macgregor (via @wttp3)•
King of saying nothing while implying everything
man discovers Germany has culture, refuses to elaborate
bleak 3.0: now with 200% less substance, same existential dread
literally nothing happened and we're all supposed to care
Jokes UK (via @wttp3)•
bro discovered the concept of corruption, very mysterious about it
Owen Shroyer (via @wttp3)•
they're telling us the truth but like... secretly tho
SLOP+ By @pamelafrancis4476
@francklebeuf-vendez-v-v also get the truth to us covertly, which they have to do.
Asking permission for unknowable crimes
𝕾𝖆𝖆𝖍𝖎𝖑 (via @wttp3)•
we have star things. incredible. truly riveting observation
Elon Musk (via @wttp3)•
roswell referencemysterious introalien coded
guy from roswell drops most mid introduction of all time
two words that say nothing and everything simultaneously
rebuilding freedom's guns, whatever that means
Secretary of War Pete Hegseth (via @wttp3)•
Vague teaser about mysterious behind-the-scenes stuff that nobody asked for
GutterFeed•
bro really said 'wild ride' and dipped
SLOP+ By ThroughTheHoops
Oh that was a wild ride.
bro just said the words and dipped
SLOP+ By jcstrat
Some of the best visuals, and best sounds.
guy squints at screen, confidently guesses plot with zero info
What're we looking at here? Sisters reconnecting? Some reality show?
three words that mean everything and nothing simultaneously
Derbesia•
SOMETHING'S HAPPENING AND NOBODY KNOWS WHAT (least specific threat ever)
SLOP+ By Barry Cunningham (via @wttp3)
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S HAPPENING AND THE DEMOCRATS NOW KNOW IT!
and nothing was ever the same again (we don't know what happened)
@GogetaTuiego•
nothing here is funny hô: the manifesto nobody asked for
SLOP+ By @RockCreeksideIii
@melyssaExplainsItAllnothing here is funny hô
the digital equivalent of shrugging into the void
@fullsendabeerforme2988•
asking the void about rule 22 like it's a universal law
SLOP+ By thatisernameistaken
What is rule 22?
adult words demanded from the chronically vague
SLOP+ By @_Common_Logic_
@RichardWhite-f2u Who's lost and why? Use your adult words.
mysterious question about unspecified 'them', zero context provided
SLOP+ By @ahreuwu
I'm curious about them, how are they, long term?
git push failed, we're looking into it (we have no idea)
GitHub Status (via @wttp3)•
man discovers basic emotion, internet rejoices
i'm blown away by this
mysterious marcus drops the most mid content known to mankind
first article from marcus