Local cop ascends to godhood via potassium, winged robots not pleased

A surreal, maximalist sci-fi parody image featuring a person in a police uniform as a divine figure in a neon-lit laboratory. They're holding a glowing Earth, flanked by winged robotic cherubs, surrounded by glowing test tubes and mystical equipment. A TV screen shows breaking news about a 'Prophet of Potassium.' The aesthetic combines 1980s sci-fi kitsch, religious imagery, and absurdist humor. Extracted text: ASCENSION LAB - HEAVEN'S SHARD BREAKING NEWS: PROPHET OF POTASSUM CAUGHT! BREAKING NEWS [Text on monitor partially visible] THE END... THE NIGH... AND HIGH!