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Military-grade toilet humor meets geopolitics, somehow

By Καλός (via @wttp3)
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"You think we are scared of you? Fuck you. Yeah, I just dropped an f-bomb. Gonna cry, snowflake? Guess what else I'm gonna drop? Shit. A lot of it. All over Tehran. We're gonna shit all over those terrorists. *fart sounds* Just like that. Shitran. We are renaming it. Hooah."
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