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Netanyahu church investor arc nobody asked for but everyone's getting

Someone's gone fully conspiratorial about Christian nationalism and Zionism, spinning out an elaborate theory about evangelicals only supporting Israel because they want Jews there for the rapture so they can all go to hell. Starts with aggressive accusations and ends with Benjamin Netanyahu apparently funding American churches, which is absolutely unhinged.
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Key topics: Christian nationalism, evangelical rapture theology, Israel-US alliance conspiracy, Netanyahu church funding
Transcript:
Okay, I want to be crystal clear right now. The religious fanatics are Israel and the United States. And here is how shallow the foundation between the Christian nationalists, like alleged heterosexual Lady Graham, and the Zionists. Here's how fragile this alliance is. The Christian nationalists want the Jews to be in Israel so that Jesus will come and perform the rapture. And when the Jews are in Israel and they say, no, we're still going to continue with our Jewish faith, we're not accepting you as our Lord and personal Savior, to hell they go. This is an apocalyptic fantasy that the Zionists know is super important to the right-wing evangelical rapture preppers. Ted Cruz, Lady Graham, they know this is super important. This is why Benjamin Netanyahu is now investing in right-wing religious evangelical churches.