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Facebook allegedly deep-sixes all Werewolf Jesus content (citation needed)
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Facebook allegedly deep-sixes all Werewolf Jesus content (citation needed)

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Someone has discovered the ultimate suppressed truth: Facebook is apparently waging a silent war against Werewolf Jesus references, and they're FURIOUS that nobody else seems to care about this obvious coverup. The all-caps rage suggests this person has been independently investigating a conspiracy that exists primarily in their own head, presenting an absurd premise as fact with zero elaboration or evidence. This is peak "I figured it out and the sheeple won't listen" energy wrapped in religious cryptid fanfiction.
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