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why dating a guy who talks about cars is worse than babysitting (with receipts)
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why dating a guy who talks about cars is worse than babysitting (with receipts)

By Madelaine Hanson (via @wttp3)
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Okay let’s do the maths Babysitting - mostly sitting downstairs on sofa - short interaction about car go zoom - can snitch to his parents if bad - £20ph x 3hrs Date - having to sit with a strange dude - LONG interaction about car go zoom - can’t snitch to his parents if bad - £0 x 3hrs, possible free salad
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