Biggest tell is the guy who OBVIOUSLY would've been there.
CONSPIRACY-HUMOR✕REMOVE FILTER
CIA wants YOUR ADHD brain (they're joking... probably)
Jesus demands document transparency with maximum hostility
Bro really said dolphins stole his life savings, now he's got string theories
Palantir beanie girl drops worst conspiracy theory at you
Goat gets a glitter makeover, makes unfounded accusations
Squirrels have better conviction rates than billionaires
Facebook is just Nazi psychic warfare, apparently
SLOP+ By @jazzanchovy (via @wttp3)
Logging on to the Nazi psychic warfare machine every day to see what my friends are up to
Elvis in Home Alone: A Investigation Nobody Asked For
