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Squirrels have better conviction rates than billionaires

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A two-panel meme featuring a man in a light blue shirt pointing at a whiteboard. The top panel presents an absurd statement about animal arrests, and the bottom panel delivers a punchline comparing it to the Epstein scandal. The man's expression shifts from matter-of-fact to smug satisfaction. Extracted text: More squirrels and raccoons have been arrested Than anyone on Epstein's client list
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