Mayor Dingus lives up to his name, commits career speedrun
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When your mid-flight decisions become a Daily Mail cautionary tale
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HANSITNEWS breaks: goat aliens steal dairy, bigfoot involved, flamingos unimpressed
Pheasant on rampage beats misleading claims every time
Peak 2000s clickbait energy: mysterious portrait + false premise = viral gold
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Local news discovers medieval combat in park, highlights Home Depot's finest
tabloid discovers clickbait works better than journalism
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