teapot terrorism meets iranian UFOs in the most unhinged news collage ever
TEAPOT TERROR!
PERFIFIDDS PERSIANS,
BRIT BUTTONHOLES
ROYAL DOGNAP falls—
SPY STITCHES CHESHIRE, CAT BU\,
RGLARS OF NIGHT
IRANIAN
PROBE CRAFT CIRCLE,
CAUSES CHAOS
UK IRANIAN thought
UNDERWOOD, a shadow,
hidden, veiled, gone