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got the role nobody wanted: the exit strategy

By Eren (via @wttp3)
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A delusional individual applied to work in adult content and somehow got cast in a role so humiliating it borders on psychological warfare. This is what happens when someone treats the porn industry like LinkedIn—complete with the crushing rejection of being deemed 'not porn-worthy enough' and instead relegated to playing the oblivious spouse. The real slop is imagining them checking their email, genuinely processing this callback, and posting about it like it's a W.
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