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Anthony's bar is not setting fire to dad's cabin

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staples joke nobody asked for or wanted

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Why would you need staples, they have their own!

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50% chance of living but only 10% chance of that—math checks out

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[<image> "He's alive, Frank...though he's on life-support. Doctors say he has 50% chance of living though there's only a 10% chance of that."](https:/...

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light trap lid physics: the circle of life but make it appliance

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It goes out the same way it comes in, just through the light trap in the lid

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