The 'you read that wrong' shirt: still coasting on 2015 shock-jock energy
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panda jam enthusiast misses the point spectacularly
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James May discovers gender through snack theft
King Charles went to Turkey and came back... casual?
Peak laziness: a cooler roasting lazy people for... being lazy
Atheist bookstore owns religion with the Dewey Decimal System
mistook smut for settings, ended up confused about everything
Peak boomer energy meets aviation flex in this gender-stereotype takedown
Grandpa discovers the most unhinged party ever thrown
fruitcake humorholiday roastanti gift energy
Fruitcake has entered the chat (uninvited, as usual)
Men finally discover what privilege tastes like, very confused
Pat Sharp didn't consent to this kitchen roll slander
Judas forgets the one meal that matters historically
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haemorrhoid society standing ovation but make it a bit gay
broken kerning meets broken hearts at alpha male auto sales
Fate cockblocks romance with housework; dad bod energy mandatory
Neighbor rage-quit after Aretha Franklin music theory lesson at 4am
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Mayo conspiracy theory that commits pun crimes against Mexico
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dad converts bike to time machine, still looks cool somehow
Nothing wrong with these eggs, mate. Absolutely nothing. *stares into void*
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Fish had one job: exist. Failed spectacularly. Now it's plants.
Einstein's chimney paradox has been debunked by logic itself
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Mom's museum trip hits different when statues have that much personality
smartass points at sky, ruins stranger's day with technical truth
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Magnum discovers nuns observe Sabbath, nobody laughs
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worst pun setup ever but we respect the commitment to the bit
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corned beef broth vs cock in mouth: a study in unhinged juxtaposition
we wish you a mari-moose: christmas's most unhinged phonetic fever dream
WaPo discovers digestion, Twitter loses mind over fart tips
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Anthony's bar is not setting fire to dad's cabin
Breaking Dad pun inexplicably shoehorned into Miller play review
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the office called, they want their joke back from 2009
well well well, how the turntables
staples joke nobody asked for or wanted
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Why would you need staples, they have their own!
AC unit gets cuckholded, nobody wins
Air cuckditioner
gender war bingobottom line humorheterosexual strawman
men only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting: profit margins
spiritual guidance but make it carbs
Forget auras, give them a sammich.
men deserve cake too: a groundbreaking culinary manifesto
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Men deserve cake, too.
50% chance of living but only 10% chance of that—math checks out
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[<image> "He's alive, Frank...though he's on life-support. Doctors say he has 50% chance of living though there's only a 10% chance of that."](https:/...
light trap lid physics: the circle of life but make it appliance
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It goes out the same way it comes in, just through the light trap in the lid
well actually, feet go at the bottom
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Technically the bottom of them is a foot.