we wish you a mari-moose: christmas's most unhinged phonetic fever dream

A hilariously broken Christmas carol that phonetically spells out "We wish you a Merry Christmas" using animals (fish, ewe, mare, egrets, moose, panda, hippo, gnu, deer). Features whimsical cartoon animals in party hats on a black starry background with sheet music below, maintaining the appearance of a legitimate holiday tradition while being completely absurd. Extracted text: WEE FISH EWE A MARE EGRETS MOOSE Traditional Carol (sort of) Con brio Wee fish ewe a mare e-grets moose, pan-da hip-po gnu deer!