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Fish had one job: exist. Failed spectacularly. Now it's plants.

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Fish had one job: exist. Failed spectacularly. Now it's plants.
A beach-themed advertisement for "kinda COD," a plant-based fish fillet product by Juicy Marbles and Friends. The orange package is displayed on sand with turquoise ocean and sky in the background. The ad uses dark humor with the tagline "Plenty of fish in the sea. Just not this one" as a tongue-in-cheek reference to the vegan alternative nature of the product. Extracted text: PLENTY OF FISH IN THE SEA. JUST NOT THIS ONE. FLAKY, TENDER, PLANT-BASED FISH FILET. JUICY MARBLES AND FRIENDS. kinda COD. FLAKY PLANT-BASED FISH FILET. OMEGA3. VEGAN. DIETARY FIBER. PROTEIN. NEW PRODUCT.
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