corned beef broth vs cock in mouth: a study in unhinged juxtaposition

A screenshot of an unhinged social media post combining two absurd topics: a GitHub-style commit message about documenting corned beef broth preparation with various cooking tags, overlaid with a tabloid headline about an explicitly crude 2026 New Year's resolution. The juxtaposition creates maximum chaos and cringe through innocent culinary documentation meeting crude adult humor. Extracted text: Man documents his corned beef broth journey with unearned enthusiasm commit d60ba437 budget-meals cooking-documentation humble-dinner canned-food-energy dad-cooking My 2026 resolution was 'no more blowjobs' – but by half past midnight I had a cock in my mouth A WARNING TO ANYONE MAKING A NEW YEAR PLAN