haemorrhoid society standing ovation but make it a bit gay

A screenshot of white text on a black background containing a multi-part joke that combines self-deprecating humor about exhaustion with absurdist references to speaking engagements at a haemorrhoid society and the Gay Liberation Front, culminating in an ambiguous punchline about recognizing faces in the audience. Extracted text: The first joke was: "I apologise for looking so tired, but this is my third dinner in as many days. On Sunday, I was at Halifax, speaking to the local haemorrhoid society, where incidentally I received a standing ovation, and on Monday I was in Hull as a guest of the Gay Liberation Front – and I must say it's gratifying to see so many friendly and familiar faces here tonight."