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Italian man discovers CAPS LOCK, blames pharma, names worms
A fever-dream accusation in broken English that somehow combines constitutional law, pharmaceutical conspiracies, and a seemingly random allusion to parasites while demanding citizens denounce the President of Italy. The ALL CAPS chaos and run-on sentences suggest someone either having a genuine breakdown or Method-acting as a 4chan conspiracy theorist who skipped punctuation class. This is what happens when you let someone discover both caps lock and Italian politics simultaneously without supervision.