someone fed their keyboard a stroke and called it a bombshell
CHRONICALLY-UNHINGED✕REMOVE FILTER
mom was basically a sentient toxic snake demon npc in the matrix
Peak slop: fabricate cannibal accusations with a beef pic for engagement
bone-smashing e-boy sends cursed bikini photo to reporter, calls it PR
Breaking: Local algorithm has a stroke, emergency department confused
Mozart was actually mid, fam. Wake up sheeple!!
tabloid brain but make it incomprehensible word soup
Unhinged mask manifesto decoded via stroke-induced word processor
extremist contentviolence threatmanifesto parody
Serial killer cosplay but make it social media
Soviet taxi driver speedruns illuminati exposure via caps lock fever dream
dad.exe fell for a bot, reality.exe couldn't handle the divorce speedrun
RFK Jr's wellness plan: heroin + roadkill = immortality (citation needed)
Jamie Bonkiewicz (via @wttp3)•
When the algorithm connects the dots nobody asked it to connect
built an ecosystem of bullshit, speedrunning mental breakdown via moisturizer
Trump allegedly calls reporter 'piggy' - source: bro trust me
SLOP+ By That Gay Guy Candle Co. (via @wttp3)
Female reporter pushes Trump on the release of the Epstein files. His response? “Quiet, piggy.”