betting on wars like it's fantasy football, very normal
>be israel
>have intel but not 100% sure
>need confirmation
>open polymarket
>load mossad wallet # 69
>100% win rate
>only bets on israeli military ops
>max bet: “iran will be attacked by jan 31”
>wait
>iranian intelligence panics
>telegram explodes
>air defenses quietly moved
>intel confirmed, thanks for playing
>if nothing happens
>“load nothing ever happens meme”