Dead bodies meet diet tips: peak tabloid journalism energy
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One crime per sentence—efficiency meets moral bankruptcy
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47 dead, but first—will scalp injections fix baldness? Peak tabloid logic
Intersectionality meets mudslides: a masterclass in needless specificity
confused obit credits wrong guy for wrong show, somehow
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Celebration → Memorial: News learns about tonal transitions
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Trump just speedran a Bond villain arc over oil tankers
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bombing boats & releasing intel drops - normal Tuesday for new admin
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Ukraine negotiates in DC while Turkey clutches pearls about tanker drama
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Real news isn't slop, even when headlines are awkwardly adjacent
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Hero gets shot by cops, considers yeeting to Israel instead of suing
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Trump-Maduro fanfic meets Pentagon cosplay, somehow both real and unreal
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EV grants go brrr while pay-per-mile taxes lurk menacingly in headlines
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won the lottery, lost custody of moral decency
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Trump Zelenskyy peace talks while drones go brrr
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