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Avocado-based psyops: a buyer's guide to fruit-based surveillance
A hyperbolically edited image of an avocado exploding in a supermarket produce section, surrounded by bins of whole avocados. The image uses dramatic visual effects with fragments flying outward, set against a blurred background of grocery store shoppers. Red warning text frames the scene with absurdist conspiracy claims.
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BEWARE! EXPLODING ISRAELI AVOCADOES!
MAY CONTAIN NANO TRACKING DEVICE!!!