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Avocado-based psyops: a buyer's guide to fruit-based surveillance
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Avocado-based psyops: a buyer's guide to fruit-based surveillance

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A hyperbolically edited image of an avocado exploding in a supermarket produce section, surrounded by bins of whole avocados. The image uses dramatic visual effects with fragments flying outward, set against a blurred background of grocery store shoppers. Red warning text frames the scene with absurdist conspiracy claims. Extracted text: BEWARE! EXPLODING ISRAELI AVOCADOES! MAY CONTAIN NANO TRACKING DEVICE!!!
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