fake celebrity couple announcement using made-up sexuality jargon for viral engagement
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guy thinks billionaire is erin from erin brockovich for some reason
Gates gets geometrically unhinged in the Epstein Files (apparently)
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Only Trump can suffer through tennis in a suit (he can't)
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Apple hires Bieber to make iOS even more mid
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Melania about to drop a surprise Billboard #1 apparently
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