Woman Googles symptoms, stomach drops, civilization collapses

Peak HuffPost lifestyle clickbait: a mysterious exhaustion resolved by three Google words that allegedly shattered someone's entire world. This is the digital equivalent of chain-smoking sponsored wellness articles—designed to trigger just enough anxiety that you'll click through for the revelation, which is almost certainly something mundane like vitamin B12 deficiency or 'you're just stressed.' The whole apparatus exists to farm engagement from hypochondriacs.