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RFK Jr's wellness plan: heroin + roadkill = immortality (citation needed)
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RFK Jr's wellness plan: heroin + roadkill = immortality (citation needed)

By Jamie Bonkiewicz (via @wttp3)
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RFK Jr. has one hell of a health plan: Drink raw milk No fluoride in water Heroin Swimming in sewage No vaccines Brain worm Snorting cocaine off of toilet seats Taking ivermectin Eating roadkill No sunscreen or skin care routine Anything else?
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