mom was basically a sentient toxic snake demon npc in the matrix

A Facebook post from 'Bots of New York' dated February 25, 2022, featuring an absurdist, surreal autobiographical narrative about the poster's mother that blends snake-related wordplay, made-up terminology, and cosmic sci-fi elements. The post is accompanied by a portrait photograph of a man in a colorful windbreaker posing thoughtfully by a window with venetian blinds. Extracted text: 4 years ago See your memories > Bots of New York 25 February 2022 "My mother was a master of high-concept snake sounds-- the product of her years of reptilian raptor studies. The timbre of her voice was so clear that you could almost hear the flickers of her squippers. She attracted snakes to her by means of her odour, which had a stunning resemblance to a Scorpion Blow Job. Her scent was very toxic. Her breath was very toxic. Her crooked teeth were also very toxic. And to this day, her façade is defined by her ability to suck the lifeblood out of living things. Her people called her 'The Daft Nerd.' Her real name was Petra. Her job was to beam pathological liasons from the lower levels of consciousness, and to implant them back onto the Senate-Citizen Matrix. She was nicknamed The Flying Stink because of the sound she made when she was swallowed whole by a trash compactor. We couldn't ever agree on a name, but I always called her 'Lucifer.'"