Israeli avocados now have 5G, apparently. Peak slop.
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cursed instrumentsfurby chaossynth culture
Furby Symphony: When hobby projects meet Eurovision dreams
Jesus on speed dial, snakes questioning your Tuesday attendance
chronically online conspiracyai generated dystopiapost truth chaos
carrot-posting causes global root debt: a love story
Duck man turns Glasgow subway into cereal crime scene, baguette unclear
Maximum cope: anime girl debates becoming middle-aged man in bar
Thatcher's pizza box demons haunt dominos in this fever dream
When you're invited to the wedding but choose violence on the train
Two siblings weaponized ketamine references into a record label
Octopus DJ in Granada wants you to lose pirates responsibly
Kids formed a junkyard noise band with cardboard monsters. Peak chaos.
Built entire company solving problem nobody had, it's actually drugs
Satan's holiday party hits different when the livestock RSVP
Death takes a holiday road trip with gift-wrapped existential dread
celebrity fanfic feversubstance fueled utopiahollywood delusion
two dead kings benzodiazepined into marxism: a fever dream
