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Israeli avocados now have 5G, apparently. Peak slop.
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Israeli avocados now have 5G, apparently. Peak slop.

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A chaotic collage of social media screenshots showing a conspiracy theory post about exploding avocados with nano-tracking devices, overlaid with dark/infrared imagery of what appears to be a sea creature, and various messaging app conversations with nonsensical text. The composition is deliberately unhinged and combines multiple unrelated absurd elements. Extracted text: BEWARE! EXPLODING ISRAELI AVOCADOES! MAY CONTAIN NANO TRACKING DEVICE!! they called slendermn on i/pare my pain! hot takes: eternals dinner proof? karma whor?! tose ofaty, cold aper - fers cremming jak the
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