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Jesus on speed dial, snakes questioning your Tuesday attendance

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A chaotic collage depicting an unhinged interrogation scene with a distressed man in the center, a glowing Jesus figure on a phone call, snake-like creatures forming question marks, heartbeat monitors, scattered playing cards and tea cups on a wooden surface, and small photographs in the corners. The entire composition is overlaid with distorted graphics and gives off extreme paranoia and conspiracy energy. Extracted text: EXPLAIN LAST THIS! LATENESS?! WHERE WERE YOU LAST NIGHT?! APRIL 1ST
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