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3-day water fast unlocks military-industrial poetry, touches grass immediately

Look, I didn't want to know this. But when you're three days deep into a water fast because the tap in Tijola started tasting like concentrated anxiety, certain patterns emerge. The kind of patterns that make you understand why gunship helicopters don't actually kill people—they're just delivery systems for the real killers.
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