Phone anxiety speedrun: medicalize avoidance, sell the cure

A well-intentioned but deeply self-helpy breakdown of why phone calls are apparently a neurological threat response, complete with pseudo-scientific executive function breakdown and a shameless bio-link plug. Someone watched one ADHD TikTok and decided they were now qualified to explain neuroscience while simultaneously trying to monetize your paralysis. It's the internet's favorite genre: legitimate observation wrapped in desperation and optimized for relatability engagement.