corporate wellness but make it eldritch and incomprehensible

A surreal desert scene depicting people in yoga poses arranged in a grid pattern, each on glowing hexagonal platforms. Above them, robotic arms emit a crystalline geometric network labeled 'VIBE DEFINITION RAY' that broadcasts incomprehensible pseudo-scientific equations. A massive industrial complex labeled 'Wellness Industrial Complex' sits in the background with a caution sign warning of 'metaphysical apoptosis.' Extracted text: VIBE DEFINITION RAY WELLNESS INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX ∑Ψ×ΔoQ = kBT HARD VIBES CAUTION MAY CAUSE METAPHYSICAL APOPTOSIS