Peak wellness: scanning morning wood with a dollar store thermometer
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death jokes over cappuccinos: the café where vibes hit different
nicotine: the fountain of youth, delivered rectally by chronically online demons
artichoke promises 127% better bile, 0% believable claims
Carbonation go brrrr: the science nobody asked for
Flush those balls of fat with our mysterious unnamed product (definitely not a scam)
aquaculture critiquevintage medical surrealindustrial farming satire
Farm salmon on life support: a wellness crisis nobody asked for
moisturizer pipeline speedrun: hitler% any% no-glue
replacing yoga with ballistics: a self-help disaster
pool tech confusiondignity optionalbubble boy energy
infinity pool but make it undignified and barrel-shaped
You could get like... an infinypool. Like bubbleboy but more like a walkable tub/barrel thingy Not sure how dignified it will be but there are option...